1 00:00:07,048 --> 00:00:09,050 Jester: ♪ hey, welcome back, My friends ♪ 2 00:00:09,050 --> 00:00:10,551 ♪ here's where our season ends ♪ 3 00:00:10,551 --> 00:00:14,135 ♪ it's getting heavy now On "Galavant" ♪ 4 00:00:14,135 --> 00:00:15,556 Man: enough! [ music stops ] 5 00:00:15,556 --> 00:00:18,479 Tensions are high, And maybe take five? 6 00:00:18,479 --> 00:00:20,561 Sorry. I was just Catching people up. 7 00:00:20,561 --> 00:00:21,812 All right, gang. 8 00:00:21,812 --> 00:00:24,565 I realize now That I've been going about 9 00:00:24,565 --> 00:00:27,108 Getting us out of here The wrong way. 10 00:00:27,108 --> 00:00:30,201 I was thinking Of big, strong hero moves, 11 00:00:30,201 --> 00:00:31,532 But, um... 12 00:00:31,532 --> 00:00:32,993 Well, I think That was just ego stuff. 13 00:00:32,993 --> 00:00:34,205 [ clears throat ] 14 00:00:34,205 --> 00:00:36,117 So I've come up with a plan 15 00:00:36,117 --> 00:00:38,869 That involves gaining King richard's confidence 16 00:00:38,869 --> 00:00:40,081 Using my wits. 17 00:00:40,081 --> 00:00:42,713 We believe in you, galavant. We trust you. 18 00:00:42,713 --> 00:00:44,335 Right, everyone? Mm... 19 00:00:44,335 --> 00:00:46,427 No, he's got this. 20 00:00:46,427 --> 00:00:49,049 Galavant's The complete package, 21 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:53,134 And I for one am finally Just throwing my arms in the air 22 00:00:53,134 --> 00:00:54,305 And giving in to it. 23 00:00:57,178 --> 00:00:58,599 [ gasps ] Are they gonna kiss? 24 00:00:58,599 --> 00:00:59,600 Yeah, they are. 25 00:01:01,392 --> 00:01:03,023 Thank you so much. 26 00:01:06,947 --> 00:01:07,948 Hi. [ sighs ] 27 00:01:07,948 --> 00:01:09,150 So, if you keep ignoring 28 00:01:09,150 --> 00:01:12,113 The russian bathhouse-like steam Surrounding you and isabella, 29 00:01:12,113 --> 00:01:14,955 You could find yourself In the permanent friend zone. 30 00:01:14,955 --> 00:01:17,908 So are you gonna, As they say... 31 00:01:17,908 --> 00:01:20,541 "Kiss de girl," huh? 32 00:01:20,541 --> 00:01:22,583 [ sighs ] 33 00:01:22,583 --> 00:01:25,206 [ groans ] I don't know What's wrong with me, sid. 34 00:01:25,206 --> 00:01:27,298 This thing with her Is just so big. 35 00:01:27,298 --> 00:01:32,213 I feel like a kiss with isabella Could just go on forever. 36 00:01:32,213 --> 00:01:33,634 What has happened To you? 37 00:01:33,634 --> 00:01:34,635 [ metal clangs ] 38 00:01:36,557 --> 00:01:39,390 Gareth: 2:00. Time for lunch. 39 00:01:39,390 --> 00:01:41,932 Enjoy yourselves. 40 00:01:41,932 --> 00:01:44,225 You can have The fat one. 41 00:01:44,225 --> 00:01:46,897 Wait a minute. 42 00:01:46,897 --> 00:01:48,779 Gareth... 43 00:01:48,779 --> 00:01:49,820 What? 44 00:01:49,820 --> 00:01:50,941 ...I demand an audience With the king. 45 00:01:50,941 --> 00:01:52,153 Oh, do you? 46 00:01:52,153 --> 00:01:53,534 And what makes you think He'll grant you that? 47 00:01:53,534 --> 00:01:57,328 'cause I've got some very mean Gossip about madalena. 48 00:01:57,328 --> 00:02:00,161 And you think the king's Gonna drop everything 49 00:02:00,161 --> 00:02:02,793 Just to hear some scuttlebutt About some girl? 50 00:02:04,004 --> 00:02:06,917 She's got feet Like a 90-year-old troll. 51 00:02:06,917 --> 00:02:08,169 [ laughs ] It's delicious! 52 00:02:08,169 --> 00:02:09,300 No, it's disgusting. 53 00:02:09,300 --> 00:02:11,382 She's got bunions, Gnarled knuckles, warts. 54 00:02:11,382 --> 00:02:12,883 No. Oh, yeah. 55 00:02:12,883 --> 00:02:15,426 That's why she wears her socks In bed. [ laughs ] 56 00:02:16,597 --> 00:02:18,679 I haven't laughed so hard In minutes. 57 00:02:18,679 --> 00:02:21,812 Anyway, the point is, We've both been scorned By the same woman. 58 00:02:21,812 --> 00:02:23,564 I just thought You'd like to know that. 59 00:02:25,646 --> 00:02:28,229 Good night... 60 00:02:28,229 --> 00:02:29,570 Unless you want to Get a drink. 61 00:02:29,570 --> 00:02:32,072 That's an interesting Proposition. 62 00:02:32,072 --> 00:02:33,864 Little guy time Between frenemies 63 00:02:33,864 --> 00:02:36,036 Burnt by the same flame, Bros before hos, all that. 64 00:02:36,036 --> 00:02:37,988 No, I don't think so. 65 00:02:37,988 --> 00:02:39,159 The king needs to Get his sleep. 66 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:41,161 Gareth, why do you always Have to poop on the party? 67 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:43,244 Maybe because you've got to Fight me to the death 68 00:02:43,244 --> 00:02:44,285 In the morning, 69 00:02:44,285 --> 00:02:46,086 Or maybe that your brother Has decided 70 00:02:46,086 --> 00:02:48,629 That I'm gonna be his champion, And for the first time ever, 71 00:02:48,629 --> 00:02:50,841 You've decided to fight One of your own battles, 72 00:02:50,841 --> 00:02:52,383 And your whole kingdom's At stake. 73 00:02:52,383 --> 00:02:53,554 Does that ring any bells? 74 00:02:54,885 --> 00:02:56,717 Aw, you worried about me, Gar-bear? 75 00:02:56,717 --> 00:02:58,098 Don't call me that. 76 00:02:58,098 --> 00:02:59,179 Well, I'm so sorry If I upset you 77 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:00,931 The night before You'll probably kill me! 78 00:03:00,931 --> 00:03:03,724 This sucks. 79 00:03:03,724 --> 00:03:06,607 Gareth, do you remember The lullaby 80 00:03:06,607 --> 00:03:08,609 Pearl used to sing to us When we were boys? 81 00:03:08,609 --> 00:03:09,810 Pearl was our nanny. 82 00:03:09,810 --> 00:03:11,482 Old woman, sweet face, Big, gigantic boobs. 83 00:03:11,482 --> 00:03:13,193 Come on, man, You must remember. 84 00:03:14,575 --> 00:03:17,027 ♪ lay by my side And we'll sail away ♪ 85 00:03:17,027 --> 00:03:20,281 ♪ off to the shores Of another day ♪ 86 00:03:20,281 --> 00:03:22,783 Good night. 87 00:03:22,783 --> 00:03:24,164 Well, fine! 88 00:03:24,164 --> 00:03:25,876 I didn't want to sing The stupid song with you anyway! 89 00:03:25,876 --> 00:03:28,088 [ door closes ] 90 00:03:28,088 --> 00:03:29,500 Let's have that drink. 91 00:03:31,091 --> 00:03:36,216 Shall we? 92 00:03:41,101 --> 00:03:42,393 You must have felt badly. 93 00:03:42,393 --> 00:03:44,224 Madalena absolutely Destroyed me. 94 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:45,225 Drink up, drink up. 95 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:46,647 I couldn't get out of bed. 96 00:03:46,647 --> 00:03:48,729 I didn't play my lute For weeks. 97 00:03:48,729 --> 00:03:50,611 What, you think You've got it bad? 98 00:03:50,611 --> 00:03:52,192 Madalena and I Never even -- 99 00:03:52,192 --> 00:03:53,274 Well, let's just say 100 00:03:53,274 --> 00:03:55,446 She never let me Walk through her garden. 101 00:03:55,446 --> 00:03:57,117 I don't follow. 102 00:03:57,117 --> 00:03:59,950 I never pollinated Her flower. 103 00:03:59,950 --> 00:04:01,282 What? 104 00:04:02,863 --> 00:04:04,575 Are we talking about The same madalena? 105 00:04:04,575 --> 00:04:06,076 Yes! 106 00:04:06,076 --> 00:04:07,708 But you were married. 107 00:04:07,708 --> 00:04:09,460 You didn't insist? 108 00:04:10,671 --> 00:04:11,672 I'm not an animal. 109 00:04:11,672 --> 00:04:13,464 I mean, sure, I'll kidnap a woman 110 00:04:13,464 --> 00:04:14,875 And force her to marry me, 111 00:04:14,875 --> 00:04:17,177 But after that, I'm all about a woman's rights. 112 00:04:17,177 --> 00:04:19,139 I'm a modern, 13th-century man. 113 00:04:19,139 --> 00:04:20,681 Good for you. Cheers to that. 114 00:04:20,681 --> 00:04:21,802 Thank you very much. 115 00:04:21,802 --> 00:04:23,223 You know, The truth be told, 116 00:04:23,223 --> 00:04:25,095 I've always sort of felt That that business 117 00:04:25,095 --> 00:04:26,597 Should never happen Until two people 118 00:04:26,597 --> 00:04:28,018 Really love each other, You know? 119 00:04:28,018 --> 00:04:30,891 Oh, yeah, yeah. 120 00:04:30,891 --> 00:04:34,104 I never loved anyone Until I loved madalena, 121 00:04:34,104 --> 00:04:38,158 And so that's why I'm... 122 00:04:38,158 --> 00:04:42,863 I've never actually Walked in anyone's garden. 123 00:04:45,245 --> 00:04:46,246 But you're the king. 124 00:04:46,246 --> 00:04:47,328 That's right. 125 00:04:47,328 --> 00:04:49,460 I am the king, So watch your mouth, boy. 126 00:04:51,001 --> 00:04:52,413 [ sighs ] I'm sorry I barked at you. 127 00:04:52,413 --> 00:04:54,044 See? This is why I don't have guy friends. 128 00:04:54,044 --> 00:04:55,716 Hey, it's all right, It's all right. 129 00:04:55,716 --> 00:04:57,758 You're under A lot of pressure. I know. 130 00:04:57,758 --> 00:04:59,219 Brother's trying To steal your kingdom. 131 00:04:59,219 --> 00:05:00,220 He's trying to steal Your lady, 132 00:05:00,220 --> 00:05:02,132 Put you against Your best friend. 133 00:05:02,132 --> 00:05:03,474 Times are tough. Drink up. 134 00:05:03,474 --> 00:05:05,846 Here, let's -- Let's play a game. Hmm? 135 00:05:05,846 --> 00:05:08,599 Let's just say There's this standing king. Mm-hmm. 136 00:05:08,599 --> 00:05:10,230 And his evil, Treacherous brother 137 00:05:10,230 --> 00:05:11,562 Comes into town, 138 00:05:11,562 --> 00:05:13,103 And we wanted to sort of "Take care" of him. Mm-hmm. 139 00:05:13,103 --> 00:05:15,065 I don't know, like, Say, tonight. Mm-hmm. 140 00:05:15,065 --> 00:05:16,236 Do you think Anyone would care? 141 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:18,609 I don't follow. 142 00:05:18,609 --> 00:05:19,860 Kill your brother. 143 00:05:21,241 --> 00:05:22,242 What?! 144 00:05:22,242 --> 00:05:24,034 Have you gone Absolutely mad? 145 00:05:24,034 --> 00:05:25,245 What do you expect me To do, 146 00:05:25,245 --> 00:05:27,287 Just sneak into Kingsley's bedchamber 147 00:05:27,287 --> 00:05:29,329 And slice his throat While he sleeps? 148 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:30,451 What, in this outfit?! 149 00:05:30,451 --> 00:05:31,452 Yes. 150 00:05:32,623 --> 00:05:35,666 [ gasps ] 151 00:05:35,666 --> 00:05:38,959 Everyone, I'm going to kill my brother! 152 00:05:38,959 --> 00:05:40,461 Drinks are on me! 153 00:05:40,461 --> 00:05:41,882 [ all cheer ] 154 00:05:41,882 --> 00:05:44,224 Right. Fill her up. 155 00:05:46,096 --> 00:05:47,558 There we go. 156 00:05:48,018 --> 00:05:51,101 ♪ oh... ♪ ♪ oh... ♪ 157 00:05:51,101 --> 00:05:53,183 ♪ we're off On a secret mission ♪ 158 00:05:53,183 --> 00:05:54,935 ♪ we've got us a secret plan ♪ 159 00:05:54,935 --> 00:05:57,067 ♪ we're going to go And slay your bro ♪ 160 00:05:57,067 --> 00:05:58,479 ♪ as quietly as we can ♪ 161 00:05:58,479 --> 00:06:00,981 ♪ we'll sneak up And then surprise him ♪ 162 00:06:00,981 --> 00:06:02,693 ♪ before he has time to think ♪ 163 00:06:02,693 --> 00:06:04,244 ♪ we're off and away ♪ 164 00:06:04,244 --> 00:06:05,616 ♪ but first, another drink ♪ 165 00:06:05,616 --> 00:06:07,197 ♪ da-da, da-da, da, da ♪ 166 00:06:07,197 --> 00:06:09,119 ♪ we're off On a secret mission ♪ 167 00:06:09,119 --> 00:06:11,121 ♪ a totally secret scheme ♪ 168 00:06:11,121 --> 00:06:13,043 ♪ we'll slyly do in Your next of kin ♪ 169 00:06:13,043 --> 00:06:15,045 ♪ and quietly Make him scream ♪ 170 00:06:15,045 --> 00:06:16,707 ♪ we've got to be swift And stealthy ♪ 171 00:06:16,707 --> 00:06:18,549 ♪ so none will raise A stink ♪ 172 00:06:18,549 --> 00:06:21,762 ♪ we're off on our way, But first, another drink ♪ 173 00:06:21,762 --> 00:06:23,133 ♪ da-da, da-da, da, da ♪ 174 00:06:23,133 --> 00:06:27,097 ♪ a secret, secret, Hush, hush, hush ♪ 175 00:06:27,097 --> 00:06:29,009 ♪ secret, secret ♪ 176 00:06:29,009 --> 00:06:32,433 [ insects chirping ] 177 00:06:33,313 --> 00:06:36,106 ♪ oh, we're off On a secret mission ♪ 178 00:06:36,106 --> 00:06:38,148 ♪ it's some kind Of secret plot ♪ 179 00:06:38,148 --> 00:06:39,069 ♪ we're gonna go ♪ ♪ yeah ♪ 180 00:06:39,069 --> 00:06:40,230 ♪ and then... ♪ ♪ exactly ♪ 181 00:06:40,230 --> 00:06:42,152 ♪ who are we? ♪ ♪ I forgot ♪ 182 00:06:42,152 --> 00:06:43,444 ♪ ooh, ooh, We're gonna go kill the... ♪ 183 00:06:43,444 --> 00:06:44,865 ♪ someone ♪ ♪ my brother! ♪ 184 00:06:44,865 --> 00:06:45,986 ♪ the rat ♪ ♪ the fink! ♪ 185 00:06:45,986 --> 00:06:47,157 Shh! Lower your voice! 186 00:06:47,157 --> 00:06:49,119 Hey, w-what are All these dudes doing 187 00:06:49,119 --> 00:06:50,831 In front Of madalena's room for? 188 00:06:50,831 --> 00:06:52,122 Yeah, what is it? A party? 189 00:06:52,122 --> 00:06:54,414 T-the queen's interviewing New consorts. 190 00:06:55,536 --> 00:06:57,037 Madalena: next! 191 00:06:57,037 --> 00:06:58,669 Oh, god. She's the worst. 192 00:06:58,669 --> 00:06:59,920 Hey, you know what? 193 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:02,753 The queen is really proud Of her feet. 194 00:07:02,753 --> 00:07:04,004 Mm. Yeah, yeah. 195 00:07:04,004 --> 00:07:06,176 Ask her To take her socks off. 196 00:07:06,176 --> 00:07:07,848 Ask to kiss her feet. 197 00:07:07,848 --> 00:07:10,220 [ laughs ] That's an order From your king. 198 00:07:10,220 --> 00:07:12,182 ♪ oh... ♪ 199 00:07:12,182 --> 00:07:14,224 ♪ secret, secret ♪ 200 00:07:14,224 --> 00:07:16,517 ♪ 30th verse, Same as the first ♪ 201 00:07:16,517 --> 00:07:19,149 Whoa. There's some Serious acoustics down here. 202 00:07:19,149 --> 00:07:20,481 Hey, everybody! 203 00:07:20,481 --> 00:07:24,154 Whoa. It looks like Someone couldn't do anything 204 00:07:24,154 --> 00:07:25,025 If I went like this! 205 00:07:25,025 --> 00:07:26,066 [ laughs ] 206 00:07:26,066 --> 00:07:27,778 Stop it! I'm ticklish! 207 00:07:27,778 --> 00:07:29,279 [ sighs ] 208 00:07:29,279 --> 00:07:30,571 Hi, pretty izzy. 209 00:07:30,571 --> 00:07:32,202 Oh, you're so pretty. 210 00:07:32,202 --> 00:07:34,454 But not just face, Your brain. 211 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:38,038 It's like your beautiful brain Exploded all over your face. 212 00:07:38,038 --> 00:07:38,999 Are you drunk? 213 00:07:38,999 --> 00:07:41,502 Mommy. 214 00:07:41,502 --> 00:07:45,385 Hey, I'm so excited About isabella getting older. 215 00:07:45,385 --> 00:07:47,467 Way to keep it High and tight. 216 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:49,640 Oh, look, it's the little Stickman in the red. 217 00:07:49,640 --> 00:07:52,012 Hello. He remembered you! 218 00:07:52,012 --> 00:07:54,054 [ sighs ] I should have Just kissed you. 219 00:07:54,054 --> 00:07:56,056 I should have kissed you Ages ago. 220 00:07:56,056 --> 00:07:58,058 Yeah, well, um, maybe we should Talk about this tomorrow. 221 00:07:58,058 --> 00:07:59,229 Okay, bye-bye. 222 00:07:59,229 --> 00:08:02,192 Yes, and we will, And we're gonna kiss, 223 00:08:02,192 --> 00:08:04,605 And it's gonna be one of those Forever sort of kisses. 224 00:08:04,605 --> 00:08:06,406 Tell her, sid. Didn't I say that earlier? 225 00:08:06,406 --> 00:08:08,068 When I sat down over there, I said it, didn't I? 226 00:08:08,068 --> 00:08:09,159 Burned into my brain, Sir. 227 00:08:09,159 --> 00:08:10,611 You see? 228 00:08:11,662 --> 00:08:12,663 Boop! 229 00:08:12,663 --> 00:08:15,075 Okay, I've got to go Kill a king. 230 00:08:15,075 --> 00:08:16,957 I beg of you, sire, Stop it! 231 00:08:16,957 --> 00:08:18,288 Bye, everybody! 232 00:08:18,288 --> 00:08:20,120 Thank you, thank you! 233 00:08:20,120 --> 00:08:22,172 It was fun! You try it! 234 00:08:22,172 --> 00:08:24,004 ♪ oh... ♪ 235 00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:25,796 ♪ we're off On a secret mission ♪ 236 00:08:25,796 --> 00:08:27,968 ♪ to finally kill my sib ♪ 237 00:08:27,968 --> 00:08:29,469 ♪ and now that We're in his bedroom ♪ 238 00:08:29,469 --> 00:08:30,721 Hey, Before we do this thing, 239 00:08:30,721 --> 00:08:33,223 I just want to say thanks For tonight. 240 00:08:33,223 --> 00:08:35,475 I really needed to get out. 241 00:08:35,475 --> 00:08:37,187 Just focus! 242 00:08:37,187 --> 00:08:38,809 You want to kill him In the head, 243 00:08:38,809 --> 00:08:40,601 Or do you want to kill him In the neck? 244 00:08:40,601 --> 00:08:42,693 Right. Here we go. 245 00:08:42,693 --> 00:08:44,815 Hey! Oh, and promise me You're not gonna say anything 246 00:08:44,815 --> 00:08:46,146 To anyone About that thing I said. 247 00:08:46,146 --> 00:08:48,528 What thing? About me being a virgin. 248 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:50,030 Kinsgley: I think We've heard enough. 249 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:51,862 Oh, no. [ laughing ] Oh! 250 00:08:51,862 --> 00:08:57,658 My dear, little, dinky brother, Untouched by war and women. 251 00:08:57,658 --> 00:08:58,959 [ laughter ] 252 00:08:58,959 --> 00:09:01,081 I mean, What I meant was virgin slayer. 253 00:09:01,081 --> 00:09:03,503 [ laughter ] 254 00:09:03,503 --> 00:09:04,715 You're [bleep] 255 00:09:10,631 --> 00:09:12,432 Throw lover boy In a dungeon. 256 00:09:12,432 --> 00:09:14,474 [ laughter ] So mean. 257 00:09:14,474 --> 00:09:16,887 Oh, and you won't be Needing this. 258 00:09:16,887 --> 00:09:18,178 [ gasps ] My crown! 259 00:09:18,178 --> 00:09:20,180 He stole my crown. 260 00:09:20,180 --> 00:09:23,233 Keep your chin up. Don't let them see you cry. 261 00:09:23,233 --> 00:09:25,185 Never let them see you cry. 262 00:09:25,185 --> 00:09:28,238 Gareth, I assume you like women. 263 00:09:28,238 --> 00:09:31,992 If you fight for me, I will give you land, a title, 264 00:09:31,992 --> 00:09:34,324 And as many women As you desire. 265 00:09:34,324 --> 00:09:36,076 What's your type? 266 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:38,198 Either really fat Or really skinny, 267 00:09:38,198 --> 00:09:39,409 Nothing in between. 268 00:09:39,409 --> 00:09:40,911 I'll give you fat And skinny. 269 00:09:41,912 --> 00:09:43,704 I'll get back to you. 270 00:09:49,970 --> 00:09:51,421 Awesome. 271 00:09:51,421 --> 00:09:53,053 [ door opens ] 272 00:09:53,053 --> 00:09:54,594 Richard: it was so rude! 273 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,767 Who does that To my favorite crown? 274 00:09:56,767 --> 00:09:58,889 Did you know that? I got it for my birthday! 275 00:09:59,850 --> 00:10:02,022 Galavant... Izzy, you're so pretty. 276 00:10:06,146 --> 00:10:09,229 Oh, well, At least he stopped talking. 277 00:10:09,229 --> 00:10:10,400 Yeah, it's great. Yeah. About time. 278 00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:12,783 I failed in my mission, Gareth, 279 00:10:12,783 --> 00:10:13,864 And now it's our last night 280 00:10:13,864 --> 00:10:15,285 Before we have to duel To the death. 281 00:10:17,788 --> 00:10:20,500 Come on, let's sing Pearl's song together, 282 00:10:20,500 --> 00:10:21,952 For old times' sake. 283 00:10:21,952 --> 00:10:24,004 Shut up. 284 00:10:24,004 --> 00:10:26,006 I've told you your whole life To grow a pair, 285 00:10:26,006 --> 00:10:28,959 And you just won't listen, And now you're gonna die for it. 286 00:10:28,959 --> 00:10:31,011 Even though I'm the one Who's gonna kill you, 287 00:10:31,011 --> 00:10:32,342 It's not my fault! 288 00:10:32,342 --> 00:10:34,594 It's not my fault! 289 00:10:34,594 --> 00:10:36,216 I warned you! 290 00:10:42,893 --> 00:10:44,224 [ door slams ] 291 00:10:44,224 --> 00:10:45,726 [ lock clicks ] 292 00:10:48,769 --> 00:10:52,232 I know you did, My friend. 293 00:10:56,276 --> 00:11:02,042 ♪ lay by my side And we'll sail away ♪ 294 00:11:02,042 --> 00:11:06,666 ♪ off to the shores Of another day ♪ 295 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:11,131 ♪ all set to go Once I hear you say ♪ 296 00:11:11,131 --> 00:11:16,006 ♪ "Good night, my friend, Until the morning" ♪ 297 00:11:16,006 --> 00:11:20,721 ♪ up we will float As we close our eyes ♪ 298 00:11:20,721 --> 00:11:25,065 ♪ stars all around us, Like fireflies ♪ 299 00:11:25,065 --> 00:11:29,980 ♪ just me and you, Drifting through the skies ♪ 300 00:11:29,980 --> 00:11:33,313 ♪ good night, my friend ♪ 301 00:11:33,313 --> 00:11:36,026 ♪ not a thought ♪ 302 00:11:36,026 --> 00:11:38,368 ♪ ah-ah ♪ 303 00:11:38,368 --> 00:11:40,821 ♪ not a care ♪ 304 00:11:40,821 --> 00:11:43,033 ♪ ah-ah ♪ 305 00:11:43,033 --> 00:11:47,748 ♪ resting safe and sound ♪ 306 00:11:47,748 --> 00:11:54,004 ♪ with each other there ♪ 307 00:11:56,216 --> 00:12:01,011 ♪ and so we'll rock On our nighttime ride ♪ 308 00:12:01,011 --> 00:12:05,475 ♪ cozy and warm On the rolling tide ♪ 309 00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:10,060 ♪ till we arrive On the morning side ♪ 310 00:12:10,060 --> 00:12:15,695 ♪ at journey's end ♪ 311 00:12:16,857 --> 00:12:19,029 ♪ good night ♪ 312 00:12:19,029 --> 00:12:21,121 ♪ sleep tight ♪ 313 00:12:21,121 --> 00:12:28,168 ♪ we're gonna be all right ♪ 314 00:12:28,168 --> 00:12:37,547 ♪ good night, my friend ♪ 315 00:12:43,183 --> 00:12:44,845 Good morning, sunshine. 316 00:12:47,147 --> 00:12:50,100 Ow. 317 00:12:50,100 --> 00:12:51,101 Hi. 318 00:12:51,101 --> 00:12:52,522 How are you? 319 00:12:52,522 --> 00:12:55,025 Oh, god. Ow. 320 00:12:55,025 --> 00:12:57,197 Rough night? 321 00:12:57,197 --> 00:12:59,109 I don't remember What happened. 322 00:12:59,109 --> 00:13:00,861 You said Her pretty brain exploded 323 00:13:00,861 --> 00:13:02,242 And went all over Her face. 324 00:13:02,242 --> 00:13:03,243 And you tried To kiss her. 325 00:13:03,243 --> 00:13:04,744 You were A bit of a mess, sir. 326 00:13:04,744 --> 00:13:05,996 A big, hot mess. 327 00:13:05,996 --> 00:13:07,117 [ sighs ] 328 00:13:07,117 --> 00:13:08,118 Well, that's the least Of our problems. 329 00:13:08,118 --> 00:13:10,170 I think I might have ruined Our only chance, 330 00:13:10,170 --> 00:13:11,501 And now I don't know What to do. 331 00:13:11,501 --> 00:13:14,624 Good thing I do. Wake up, sire. 332 00:13:14,624 --> 00:13:15,715 We've come to get you Out of here. 333 00:13:16,917 --> 00:13:18,338 Oh, god. 334 00:13:18,338 --> 00:13:22,092 Well, I knew you cared. 335 00:13:22,092 --> 00:13:23,263 Take him outside. 336 00:13:23,263 --> 00:13:24,764 This place is horrible. 337 00:13:24,764 --> 00:13:26,596 All right, everyone, Take only the bare essentials. 338 00:13:26,596 --> 00:13:28,308 We can always pick up Odds and ends on the road. 339 00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:30,350 None of you are coming, Except you. 340 00:13:30,350 --> 00:13:32,232 What? You're coming with me. 341 00:13:32,232 --> 00:13:35,025 I'm not going anywhere, Not without everyone in here. 342 00:13:35,025 --> 00:13:36,776 You don't have A choice, son. 343 00:13:43,403 --> 00:13:46,826 Listen, I remember What I said last night, 344 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,658 And I meant every word. 345 00:13:48,658 --> 00:13:50,660 I think You're the most wonderful -- 346 00:13:50,660 --> 00:13:53,503 [ angelic singing ] 347 00:13:56,586 --> 00:13:59,129 I think I'm falling in love. 348 00:13:59,129 --> 00:14:00,670 [ gasps ] 349 00:14:00,670 --> 00:14:03,383 Nice kiss. I hope he remembers it. 350 00:14:03,383 --> 00:14:05,135 Come on, you. 351 00:14:05,135 --> 00:14:07,137 Galavant, no! 352 00:14:07,137 --> 00:14:08,558 Please, gareth! 353 00:14:08,558 --> 00:14:10,390 Princess, As long as galavant's alive, 354 00:14:10,390 --> 00:14:12,102 We stand a chance Of being rescued. 355 00:14:13,683 --> 00:14:14,814 [ door slams ] 356 00:14:21,281 --> 00:14:23,113 What's this? 357 00:14:23,113 --> 00:14:24,194 Where am I? 358 00:14:24,194 --> 00:14:25,745 These pirates will take you And the king 359 00:14:25,745 --> 00:14:27,287 Back to his kingdom, Where he'll be safe. 360 00:14:27,287 --> 00:14:28,288 What? No. 361 00:14:28,288 --> 00:14:29,869 I'm not leaving her. 362 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,201 I'm going back. 363 00:14:31,201 --> 00:14:33,083 I've left word With my men. 364 00:14:33,083 --> 00:14:35,045 You step one foot In that castle 365 00:14:35,045 --> 00:14:37,417 And everyone you love Gets the ax. 366 00:14:37,417 --> 00:14:39,089 No more games, galavant. 367 00:14:39,089 --> 00:14:41,591 Listen, gareth, I'm moved, But I've made my bed, 368 00:14:41,591 --> 00:14:43,503 And for once, I should lie in it. 369 00:14:43,503 --> 00:14:45,635 You get in that boat. No, gareth. 370 00:14:45,635 --> 00:14:47,217 I know you're doing this Because you love me. 371 00:14:47,217 --> 00:14:49,009 I don't love you. I don't even like you. 372 00:14:49,009 --> 00:14:51,311 No one here likes you, So go. 373 00:14:51,311 --> 00:14:53,183 Well, now you're just being mean To me so I'll go. 374 00:14:53,183 --> 00:14:54,814 You're self-centered, Self-absorbed, 375 00:14:54,814 --> 00:14:56,146 And you wear Too much velvet. 376 00:14:56,146 --> 00:14:57,437 Now you're just going into A lot of specific details, 377 00:14:57,437 --> 00:14:58,688 So I'll believe you. 378 00:14:58,688 --> 00:15:00,280 You have a skinny left calf And a crooked -- 379 00:15:00,280 --> 00:15:02,983 Okay, okay, fine. I'll go. 380 00:15:02,983 --> 00:15:05,785 But you're not fooling Anyone. 381 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:08,698 Go on. And you. 382 00:15:08,698 --> 00:15:11,201 Not one hair. 383 00:15:13,163 --> 00:15:14,334 I give you my word. 384 00:15:14,334 --> 00:15:16,496 And know this -- I will return for them. 385 00:15:16,496 --> 00:15:17,667 Justice will be done. 386 00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:19,089 I'm excited for you, 387 00:15:19,089 --> 00:15:21,881 But let me give you A couple of instructions. 388 00:15:22,963 --> 00:15:24,134 He can't sleep at night 389 00:15:24,134 --> 00:15:25,966 If he ain't got a second pillow To hug. 390 00:15:25,966 --> 00:15:27,597 Dairy makes him gassy. 391 00:15:27,597 --> 00:15:30,350 And if he gets cross, Give him some salty snacks. 392 00:15:30,350 --> 00:15:32,222 It's good For his electrolytes. 393 00:15:32,222 --> 00:15:35,055 But if one hair on his head Gets harmed, 394 00:15:35,055 --> 00:15:37,647 I will hunt you down, I will gut you, 395 00:15:37,647 --> 00:15:40,060 And I will use your skin As a lap blanket. 396 00:15:40,060 --> 00:15:41,271 Do you understand? 397 00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:44,694 We have a deal. 398 00:15:52,282 --> 00:15:54,204 Man: all right, shove off, Me hearties. 399 00:15:54,204 --> 00:15:56,076 Pirates: arrr! 400 00:16:08,758 --> 00:16:15,095 ♪ good night, my friend ♪ 401 00:16:21,101 --> 00:16:22,602 [ bell ringing ] 402 00:16:22,602 --> 00:16:24,604 What in god's name Is going on here?! 403 00:16:26,236 --> 00:16:27,237 Galavant and king richard Have gone. 404 00:16:27,237 --> 00:16:28,448 We don't know where they are. 405 00:16:28,448 --> 00:16:31,491 Find them or I'll eat Your firstborn for breakfast. 406 00:16:33,373 --> 00:16:35,665 He's behind this. I know it. 407 00:16:35,665 --> 00:16:36,746 Where have you been? 408 00:16:36,746 --> 00:16:38,328 I'm sorry, milady, I must have slept in. 409 00:16:38,328 --> 00:16:39,539 Oh, really? 410 00:16:39,539 --> 00:16:41,211 Well, why don't you Help yourself wake up 411 00:16:41,211 --> 00:16:44,334 By going down to the dungeon And killing everyone who's left? 412 00:16:44,334 --> 00:16:47,927 Okay. It will be my pleasure. 413 00:16:59,349 --> 00:17:02,232 Okay, here's the plan. 414 00:17:02,232 --> 00:17:05,024 One of you is gonna knock me out And take my keys. 415 00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:07,197 What? You're not going to Kill us? 416 00:17:07,197 --> 00:17:08,238 I keep my promises, 417 00:17:08,238 --> 00:17:10,650 And I promised Your little lover boy 418 00:17:10,650 --> 00:17:11,781 That I'd take care of you. 419 00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:13,453 So who's first? 420 00:17:13,453 --> 00:17:15,115 Come on. 421 00:17:20,250 --> 00:17:22,332 Next. 422 00:17:22,332 --> 00:17:23,333 [ grunts ] 423 00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:24,544 Die! 424 00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:25,505 Next. 425 00:17:28,508 --> 00:17:30,840 [ grunting ] 426 00:17:34,434 --> 00:17:36,596 [ breathing heavily ] 427 00:17:36,596 --> 00:17:38,308 [ sighs ] 428 00:17:38,308 --> 00:17:42,562 Just take the keys and go. 429 00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,354 Not you. You're coming with me. 430 00:17:44,354 --> 00:17:45,525 Sid: why? 431 00:17:45,525 --> 00:17:48,448 I think I'll keep you for insurance. 432 00:17:48,448 --> 00:17:50,990 Just go! I'll be fine. Just get everyone to safety. 433 00:17:50,990 --> 00:17:52,071 I'll come back for you. 434 00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,824 [ voice breaking ] Please do! So scared! 435 00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:04,504 Gareth, did you kill everyone Who needed to be killed? 436 00:18:04,504 --> 00:18:06,005 No, milady. 437 00:18:06,005 --> 00:18:09,008 What kind of kingdom Are you running here? 438 00:18:09,008 --> 00:18:11,511 A henchman That doesn't kill, 439 00:18:11,511 --> 00:18:14,174 A queen who does nothing About it. 440 00:18:14,174 --> 00:18:17,347 This place has gone soft -- 441 00:18:22,392 --> 00:18:26,396 Turns out He wasn't my type. 442 00:18:36,866 --> 00:18:38,738 You just got a promotion. 443 00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:42,041 Sit. 444 00:18:53,843 --> 00:18:56,926 You're gonna have to either Lose or gain a lot of weight. 445 00:19:06,266 --> 00:19:07,897 [ seagulls crying ] 446 00:19:10,109 --> 00:19:12,111 We had Nowhere else to go. 447 00:19:12,111 --> 00:19:14,534 You really Hurt my feelings, izzy. 448 00:19:14,534 --> 00:19:18,117 I don't think I want to be Your future husband anymore. 449 00:19:18,117 --> 00:19:19,329 I'm sorry. 450 00:19:19,329 --> 00:19:21,160 But -- Just kidding! 451 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,202 Come on in! 452 00:19:22,202 --> 00:19:25,705 Let's get to know each other, My future wife. 453 00:19:29,879 --> 00:19:32,171 So happy you came. 454 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:35,755 I built a room just for you, My perfect, pretty princess. 455 00:19:35,755 --> 00:19:37,597 You see, It's not so bad. 456 00:19:50,810 --> 00:19:53,613 It's for you... 457 00:19:53,613 --> 00:19:56,155 To live in forever. 458 00:19:56,155 --> 00:19:59,409 Everyone say bye-bye To izzy. 459 00:20:01,991 --> 00:20:03,953 Oh, boy. 460 00:20:07,036 --> 00:20:09,379 [ door clanking ] 461 00:20:16,005 --> 00:20:18,097 Jester: ♪ our season ends right there ♪ 462 00:20:18,097 --> 00:20:20,179 ♪ with questions everywhere ♪ 463 00:20:20,179 --> 00:20:24,223 ♪ like will the princess waste Her whole life waiting? ♪ 464 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:26,185 ♪ will gareth and the queen ♪ 465 00:20:26,185 --> 00:20:28,227 ♪ rule the entire scene? ♪ 466 00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:31,731 ♪ will all this singing kill Our nielsen ratings? ♪ 467 00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:35,695 ♪ sid, the peasants, The entire crew ♪ 468 00:20:35,695 --> 00:20:39,158 ♪ will they be back For season two? ♪ 469 00:20:39,158 --> 00:20:41,240 ♪ who knows? ♪ 470 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,662 ♪ but if there are more shows ♪ 471 00:20:42,662 --> 00:20:44,364 ♪ then off our hero goes ♪ 472 00:20:44,364 --> 00:20:46,165 ♪ and so the legend grows ♪ 473 00:20:46,165 --> 00:20:52,962 ♪ the legend known as galavant ♪ 474 00:20:52,962 --> 00:20:55,585 What, what? 475 00:20:55,585 --> 00:20:57,176 Eh, it's you. 476 00:20:57,176 --> 00:20:58,508 This will be fun. 477 00:20:58,508 --> 00:21:00,640 Make the best of it, Right? 478 00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:02,141 It's like a buddy trip. 479 00:21:02,141 --> 00:21:05,054 What are those -- fables? [ muttering ] 480 00:21:05,054 --> 00:21:07,477 Buddy -- buddy books, Buddy fables? 481 00:21:07,477 --> 00:21:09,228 This'll be a good time.